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Kr_iyer · Posted: Fri Aug 31, 2007 12:03 pm Post subject:

Money is not everything. There's MasterCard & Visa.

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If they answer not to thy call walk alone,
If they are afraid and cower mutely facing the wall,
O thou unlucky one,
open thy mind and speak out alone.
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The most destructive habit......................Worry

The greatest Joy...............................Giving

The greatest loss................Loss of self-respect

The most satisfying work...............Helping others

The ugliest personality trait.............Selfishness

The most endangered species.........Dedicated leaders

Our greatest natural resource...............Our youth

The greatest "shot in the arm"..........Encouragement

The greatest problem to overcome.................Fear

The most effective sleeping pill........Peace of mind

The most crippling failure disease............Excuses

The most powerful force in life..................Love

The most dangerous pariah..................A gossiper

The world's most incredible computer........The brain

The worst thing to be without................... Hope

The deadliest weapon.......................The tongue

The two most power-filled words..............."I Can"

The greatest asset..............................Faith

The most worthless emotion..................Self-pity

The most beautiful attire......................SMILE!

The most prized possession................Integrity

The most powerful channel of communication.....Prayer

The most contagious spirit.................Enthusiasm

The most important thing in life..................GOD

Kr_iyer · Posted: Tue Sep 11, 2007 10:32 am Post subject:

* If you don't stand for something, you'll fall for everything.
* If you do little things well, you'll do big ones better.
* When everything else is lost, the future still remains.

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If they answer not to thy call walk alone,
If they are afraid and cower mutely facing the wall,
O thou unlucky one,
open thy mind and speak out alone.
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Kr_iyer · Posted: Thu Oct 04, 2007 11:45 am Post subject: L'Affairs

Love affairs : Something like cricket where one-day internationals are more popular than a five day test.
Marriage : It's an agreement in which a man loses his bachelor degree and a woman gains her master
Divorce : Future tense of marriage

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If they answer not to thy call walk alone,
If they are afraid and cower mutely facing the wall,
O thou unlucky one,
open thy mind and speak out alone.
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Kr_iyer · Posted: Fri Oct 05, 2007 1:57 pm Post subject:

By all means, marry. If you get a good wife, you'll become happy; if you get a bad one, you'll become a philosopher.
Socrates

Don't worry about avoiding temptation. as you grow older, it will avoid you.
Winston Churchill

Until I was thirteen, I thought my name was SHUT UP.
Joe Namath

I had a rose named after me and I was very flattered. But I was not pleased to read the description in the catalog: "No good in a bed, but fine against a wall."
Eleanor Roosevelt

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If they answer not to thy call walk alone,
If they are afraid and cower mutely facing the wall,
O thou unlucky one,
open thy mind and speak out alone.
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Kr_iyer · Posted: Mon Oct 08, 2007 10:40 am Post subject:

1) Why do men always have a stupid look on their faces?
    Answer: Because they are...

2) What do men have in common with ceramic tiles?
     Answer: Fix them properly once and you can walk all over them for ever.

3) If you drop a man and a brick out of a plane, which one would hit the ground first?
     Answer: Who cares????

4) What did God say after he created man?
     Answer: I can do better than this! And then he created woman!

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If they answer not to thy call walk alone,
If they are afraid and cower mutely facing the wall,
O thou unlucky one,
open thy mind and speak out alone.
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Kr_iyer · Posted: Tue Oct 09, 2007 1:10 pm Post subject:

Miser : A person who lives poor so that he can die rich.
Father : A banker provided by nature.
Criminal : A guy no different from the rest... except that he got caught .
Boss : Someone who is early when you are late and late when you are early.
Politician : One who shakes your hand before elections and your Confidence after.
Doctor : A person who kills your ills by pills, and kills you with his bills.

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If they answer not to thy call walk alone,
If they are afraid and cower mutely facing the wall,
O thou unlucky one,
open thy mind and speak out alone.
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Kr_iyer · Posted: Wed Oct 10, 2007 4:09 pm Post subject:

Santa Claus has the right idea. Visit people only once a year.
Victor Borge
Be careful about reading health books. You may die of a misprint.
Mark Twain
I never drink water because of the disgusting things that fish do in it.
W. C. Fields

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If they answer not to thy call walk alone,
If they are afraid and cower mutely facing the wall,
O thou unlucky one,
open thy mind and speak out alone.
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Kr_iyer · Posted: Thu Oct 11, 2007 10:59 am Post subject: Husband wife relatons

We have strange and wonderful relationship. You're strange and I'm wonderful.

God made man and then rested, god made women and then no one rested.

Why dogs don't marry? Because they are already leading a dog's life!

(No one dates take the credits for this, After all we are married)

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If they answer not to thy call walk alone,
If they are afraid and cower mutely facing the wall,
O thou unlucky one,
open thy mind and speak out alone.
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Kr_iyer · Posted: Fri Oct 12, 2007 2:48 pm Post subject:

Classic : A book which people praise, but do not read.
Smile : A curve that can set a lot of things straight.
Office : A place where you can relax after your strenuous home life( Not with US of course).
Yawn : The only time some married men ever get to open their mouth .

Happy week end Signing off

Live A-live, LIFE is not a FILE to be deleted

ENJOY

TATA

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If they answer not to thy call walk alone,
If they are afraid and cower mutely facing the wall,
O thou unlucky one,
open thy mind and speak out alone.
RABINDRANATH TAGORE

Kr_iyer · Posted: Mon Oct 15, 2007 2:12 pm Post subject:

Law of queue:

If you change queues, the one you have left will start to move faster than the one you are in now.

Law of the Telephone :

When you dial a wrong number, you never get an engaged tone.

Law of Mechanical Repair:

After your hands become coated with grease, ur nose will begin to itch.

Law of the Workshop :

Any tool, when dropped, will roll to the least accessible corner.

Law of the Alibi:

If you tell the boss you were late for work because you had a flat tire, the next morning you will have a flat tire.

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If they answer not to thy call walk alone,
If they are afraid and cower mutely facing the wall,
O thou unlucky one,
open thy mind and speak out alone.
RABINDRANATH TAGORE

Kr_iyer · Posted: Tue Oct 16, 2007 10:16 am Post subject:

Telling a lie is:
a fault for a little boy,
an art for a lover,
an accomplishment for a bachelor and
a Matter of Survival for a married man.

A foolish man tells a woman to stop talking, but a wise man tells her that she looks extremely beautiful when her lips are closed !

Generation Next Motto: Na hum shaadi karenge, na apne bachchon ko karne denge

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If they answer not to thy call walk alone,
If they are afraid and cower mutely facing the wall,
O thou unlucky one,
open thy mind and speak out alone.
RABINDRANATH TAGORE

Kr_iyer · Posted: Fri Oct 19, 2007 11:34 am Post subject:

Marriage is the triumph of imagination over    intelligence.    Second marriage is the triumph of hope over    experience.
Losing a wife can be very hard. In my case, it was    almost    impossible.

A successful man is one who makes more money than his    wife    can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such    a man.
Then there was a man who said, "I never knew what real    happiness was until I got married; then it was too   late.

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If they answer not to thy call walk alone,
If they are afraid and cower mutely facing the wall,
O thou unlucky one,
open thy mind and speak out alone.
RABINDRANATH TAGORE

Kr_iyer · Posted: Mon Oct 22, 2007 11:15 am Post subject:

Women"s Corner

What's the difference between an intelligent man and a UFO ?
     Answer: I don't know, I've never seen either.

What are two reasons why men don't mind their own business?
     Answers: I) no mind ii) no business

Why did Moses wander in the desert for 40 years?
    Answer: He wouldn't ask for directions.

What is the difference between men and pigs?
     Answer: Pigs don't turn into men when they drink...

What is gross stupidity?
     Answer: 144 men in a single room

What makes men chase women they have no intention of marrying?
       Answer: The same urge that makes dogs chase cars they have no intention of driving.

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If they answer not to thy call walk alone,
If they are afraid and cower mutely facing the wall,
O thou unlucky one,
open thy mind and speak out alone.
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Kr_iyer · Posted: Tue Oct 23, 2007 2:52 pm Post subject:

An affair now and then is good for a marriage. It adds spice, stops it from getting boring... I ought to know.

Brought up to respect the conventions, love had to end in marriage. I'm afraid it did.

I'd marry again if I found a man who had fifteen million dollars, would sign over half to me, and guarantee that he'd be dead within a year.

Bette Davis

Business, that's easily defined - it's other people's money.

Few companies that installed computers to reduce the employment of clerks have realized their expectations... They now need more, and more expensive clerks even though they call them 'operators' or 'programmers.'

Knowledge has to be improved, challenged, and increased constantly, or it vanishes.

Management by objective works - if you know the objectives. Ninety percent of the time you don't

Management is doing things right; leadership is doing the right things.

Peter Drucker

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If they answer not to thy call walk alone,
If they are afraid and cower mutely facing the wall,
O thou unlucky one,
open thy mind and speak out alone.
RABINDRANATH TAGORE