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[Unnimaxx]

Meaning Of OBAMA

O -Originally
B- Born in
A- Africa to
M- Manage the
A- Americans

Meaning Of OBAMA

O -Originally
B- Born in
A- Africa to
M- Manage the
A- Americans

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[Unnimaxx]

RECRUIT THE RIGHT  PERSON FOR THE JOB?



received this email sometime back....though of sharing it with all of you...please read it with a smile ....

Put about 100 bricks in some
particular order in a closed
room with an
open window.

Then send 2 or 3 candidates in
the room and close the door.

Leave them alone and come back
after 6 hours and then analyze
the  situation.

If they are counting the
bricks.
Put them in the accounts
department.

If they are recounting them..
Put them in auditing.

If they have messed up the
whole place with the bricks.
Put them in engineering.

If they are arranging the
bricks in some strange order.
Put them in planning.

If they are throwing the
bricks at each other.
Put them in operations.

If they are sleeping.
Put them in security.

If they have broken the bricks
into pieces.
Put them in information
technology.

If they are sitting idle.
Put them in human resources.

If they say they have tried
different combinations, yet
not a brick has
been moved. Put them in sales.

If they have already left for
the day.
Put them in marketing.

If they are staring out of the
window.
Put them on strategic
planning.

And then last but not least.
If they are talking to each
other and not a single brick
has been
moved.

Congratulate them and put them
in top management.

RECRUIT THE RIGHT  PERSON FOR THE JOB?



received this email sometime back....though of sharing it with all of you...please read it with a smile ....

Put about 100 bricks in some
particular order in a closed
room with an
open window.

Then send 2 or 3 candidates in
the room and close the door.

Leave them alone and come back
after 6 hours and then analyze
the  situation.

If they are counting the
bricks.
Put them in the accounts
department.

If they are recounting them..
Put them in auditing.

If they have messed up the
whole place with the bricks.
Put them in engineering.

If they are arranging the
bricks in some strange order.
Put them in planning.

If they are throwing the
bricks at each other.
Put them in operations.

If they are sleeping.
Put them in security.

If they have broken the bricks
into pieces.
Put them in information
technology.

If they are sitting idle.
Put them in human resources.

If they say they have tried
different combinations, yet
not a brick has
been moved. Put them in sales.

If they have already left for
the day.
Put them in marketing.

If they are staring out of the
window.
Put them on strategic
planning.

And then last but not least.
If they are talking to each
other and not a single brick
has been
moved.

Congratulate them and put them
in top management.

[Kr_iyer]

1) Long back, a person who sacrificed his sleep, forgot his family, forgot
his food, Forgot laughter were called "Saints", But now they are called..
"IT professionals"

2) An interesting line written at the back of a Biker's T Shirt : "If you
are able to see this, please tell me that my girlfriend has fallen off"

3) Most Relationships fail not because of the absence of love..
Love is always present.. Its just that, One loves too much, And the other
loves too many.

4) Employee: Boss, Now I have got married..! Please increase my salary!
BOSS: Factory is not responsible for accidents occurring outside the
company!

5) Philosophy of life
At the beginning of married life, every gal treats her husband as GOD,
Later on somehow the alphabets got reversed..!

6) What is a Fear?
Fear is the Deep, Wrenching feeling in your stomach
When pages of your book still smell new and Just few hours left for your
exams..!

7) Useful
Someone has rightly said, "A fool can ask More questions that a wise man
cannot answer"
No Wonder why so many of us speechless when lecturers ask question..!

Girl: Do you have Cards with sentimental Love quotes?
Shopkeeper: Oh sure..@! How about this card, it says "To the only boy I ever
loved.!"
Girl: That's good, Give me 12 of them..!

9) After reading the form filled by an applicant.. The employer said: " WE
do have an... opening for you..! "
Applicant: What is it?
Interviewer: Its called the "door..!"

10) A Banner cum Sign Board In front of an IT company..
Drive Slowly, Don't kill our Employee..... Leave them to us.

_________________
If they answer not to thy call walk alone,
If they are afraid and cower mutely facing the wall,
O thou unlucky one,
open thy mind and speak out alone.
RABINDRANATH TAGORE

1) Long back, a person who sacrificed his sleep, forgot his family, forgot
his food, Forgot laughter were called "Saints", But now they are called..
"IT professionals"

2) An interesting line written at the back of a Biker's T Shirt : "If you
are able to see this, please tell me that my girlfriend has fallen off"

3) Most Relationships fail not because of the absence of love..
Love is always present.. Its just that, One loves too much, And the other
loves too many.

4) Employee: Boss, Now I have got married..! Please increase my salary!
BOSS: Factory is not responsible for accidents occurring outside the
company!

5) Philosophy of life
At the beginning of married life, every gal treats her husband as GOD,
Later on somehow the alphabets got reversed..!

6) What is a Fear?
Fear is the Deep, Wrenching feeling in your stomach
When pages of your book still smell new and Just few hours left for your
exams..!

7) Useful
Someone has rightly said, "A fool can ask More questions that a wise man
cannot answer"
No Wonder why so many of us speechless when lecturers ask question..!

Girl: Do you have Cards with sentimental Love quotes?
Shopkeeper: Oh sure..@! How about this card, it says "To the only boy I ever
loved.!"
Girl: That's good, Give me 12 of them..!

9) After reading the form filled by an applicant.. The employer said: " WE
do have an... opening for you..! "
Applicant: What is it?
Interviewer: Its called the "door..!"

10) A Banner cum Sign Board In front of an IT company..
Drive Slowly, Don't kill our Employee..... Leave them to us.

_________________
If they answer not to thy call walk alone,
If they are afraid and cower mutely facing the wall,
O thou unlucky one,
open thy mind and speak out alone.
RABINDRANATH TAGORE

[Unnimaxx]

How A Man Discover And Woman Enjoys

The man discovered COLOURS and invented PAINT,
The woman discovered PAINT and invented MAKEUP.

The man discovered the WORD and invented CONVERSATION,
The woman discovered CONVERSATION and invented GOSSIP.

The man discovered AGRICULTURE and invented FOOD,
The woman discovered FOOD and invented DIET.

The man discovered FRIENDSHIP and invented LOVE,
The woman discovered LOVE and invented LOVE TRIANGLES.

The man discovered TRADING and invented MONEY,
The woman discovered MONEY and invented SHOPPING.

Thereafter man has discovered and invented a lot of things...
While the women STUCK to shopping.... ...

How A Man Discover And Woman Enjoys

The man discovered COLOURS and invented PAINT,
The woman discovered PAINT and invented MAKEUP.

The man discovered the WORD and invented CONVERSATION,
The woman discovered CONVERSATION and invented GOSSIP.

The man discovered AGRICULTURE and invented FOOD,
The woman discovered FOOD and invented DIET.

The man discovered FRIENDSHIP and invented LOVE,
The woman discovered LOVE and invented LOVE TRIANGLES.

The man discovered TRADING and invented MONEY,
The woman discovered MONEY and invented SHOPPING.

Thereafter man has discovered and invented a lot of things...
While the women STUCK to shopping.... ...

[Unnimaxx]

1) Teacher : "What do you call a person who keeps on
talking when people are no longer interested?"
Pupil : "A teacher".


2) Waiter : "Would you like your coffee black?"
Customer : "What other colors do you have?"


3) My father is so old that when he was in school,
history was called current affairs.


4) Teacher : "Banta, you talk a lot !"
Banta : "It's a family tradition".
Teacher : "What do you mean?"
Banta : "Sir, my grandpa was a street hawker, my father
is a teacher".
Teacher : "What about your mother?"
Banta : "She's a woman".

1) Teacher : "What do you call a person who keeps on
talking when people are no longer interested?"
Pupil : "A teacher".


2) Waiter : "Would you like your coffee black?"
Customer : "What other colors do you have?"


3) My father is so old that when he was in school,
history was called current affairs.


4) Teacher : "Banta, you talk a lot !"
Banta : "It's a family tradition".
Teacher : "What do you mean?"
Banta : "Sir, my grandpa was a street hawker, my father
is a teacher".
Teacher : "What about your mother?"
Banta : "She's a woman".

[srividyaa]

Kuch Kuch Hota Hai(Remix)



Exam Pas Aye Dil Gabhraye



UNIVERSITY Na Jane Kya Paper Banaye,



Abto Mera Pen Ruk Ruk K



Chalta He Kya Karu Haye



Kuch Kuch Hota Hai



|?| Exam Anthem|?|



Hum Honge Kamyab, Hum Honge All Pass Ek Din,

Hoho... Likhte He Bakwas,

Fir B He Vishwas, Result Hoga Jhakas,

Hum Honge All Pass

Ek Din.

Exams are like Girl friends

- Too many questions

- Difficult to understand

- More explanation is needed

- Result is always fail!

Kuch Kuch Hota Hai(Remix)



Exam Pas Aye Dil Gabhraye



UNIVERSITY Na Jane Kya Paper Banaye,



Abto Mera Pen Ruk Ruk K



Chalta He Kya Karu Haye



Kuch Kuch Hota Hai



|?| Exam Anthem|?|



Hum Honge Kamyab, Hum Honge All Pass Ek Din,

Hoho... Likhte He Bakwas,

Fir B He Vishwas, Result Hoga Jhakas,

Hum Honge All Pass

Ek Din.

Exams are like Girl friends

- Too many questions

- Difficult to understand

- More explanation is needed

- Result is always fail!

[Florachristi]

If a flower ius empty what do you call it??????????????????










Cauli-flower...... he he he

[Warnings : 1]

If a flower ius empty what do you call it??????????????????










Cauli-flower...... he he he

[Unnimaxx]

A Marwadi having no child, no money, no home, a blind mother, prays to God.

God happy with his prays, grants him only ONE wish!


Marwadi : I want my mother to see my wife putting Diamond bangles on my Child"s hands in our new home

A Marwadi having no child, no money, no home, a blind mother, prays to God.

God happy with his prays, grants him only ONE wish!


Marwadi : I want my mother to see my wife putting Diamond bangles on my Child"s hands in our new home

[Lacchu]

Once an Indian, always an Indian!

It is because of the business sense demonstrated below.

An Indian walks into a New York City bank and asks to see the loan officer.

He says he is going to Europe on business for two weeks and needs to borrow $5,000.

The bank officer says the bank will need some kind of security for such a loan, so the man hands over the keys of a new Rolls Royce parked on the street
in front of the bank.

Everything is checked out, and the bank agrees to accept the car as collateral for the loan.

An employee drives the Rolls into the bank's underground garage and parks it there. Two weeks later, the man returns, repays the $5,000 and the interest,
which comes to $15.41.

The loan officer says, "We are very happy to have had your business, and this transaction has worked out

very nicely, but we are little puzzled.

While you were away, we checked you out and found that you are a

multimillionaire. What puzzles us is why would you bother to borrow $5,000?"

The Indian replied," Where else in New York can I park my car for two weeks for 15 bucks?"

Indians are Indians... ..., Smart brains.

"A pessimist is one who makes difficulties of opportunities. An optimist makes opportunities of so-called difficulties. "

"The real art of conversation is not only to say the right thing at the right time, but also to leave unsaid the wrong thing at the tempting moment."

_________________
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Cheers
Lakshmi Natarajan

Once an Indian, always an Indian!

It is because of the business sense demonstrated below.

An Indian walks into a New York City bank and asks to see the loan officer.

He says he is going to Europe on business for two weeks and needs to borrow $5,000.

The bank officer says the bank will need some kind of security for such a loan, so the man hands over the keys of a new Rolls Royce parked on the street
in front of the bank.

Everything is checked out, and the bank agrees to accept the car as collateral for the loan.

An employee drives the Rolls into the bank's underground garage and parks it there. Two weeks later, the man returns, repays the $5,000 and the interest,
which comes to $15.41.

The loan officer says, "We are very happy to have had your business, and this transaction has worked out

very nicely, but we are little puzzled.

While you were away, we checked you out and found that you are a

multimillionaire. What puzzles us is why would you bother to borrow $5,000?"

The Indian replied," Where else in New York can I park my car for two weeks for 15 bucks?"

Indians are Indians... ..., Smart brains.

"A pessimist is one who makes difficulties of opportunities. An optimist makes opportunities of so-called difficulties. "

"The real art of conversation is not only to say the right thing at the right time, but also to leave unsaid the wrong thing at the tempting moment."

_________________
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Cheers
Lakshmi Natarajan